It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat. Arnold Schwarzenegger fatjigglesimple Change image and share on social
I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh. Amy Schumer funnyheadlinelaugh Change image and share on social
Of course 'we humans' have a funny relationship with the beings with whom we share our planet. We eat them, we care for them, we admire them, we use them. April Gornik admirebeingcare Change image and share on social
If you can be funny, it means you're intelligent. Your brain is working fast. Amber Valletta brainfastfunny Change image and share on social
Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world. Arthur Smith bearcentdeserve Change image and share on social
Being effective at social media, whether for business or personal use, means capturing people who have short attention spans. They're only a click away from a picture of a funny cat, so you have to make your thing more compelling than that cat. And that can be a high bar. Alexis Ohanian attentionbarbusiness share on social
I have seen and heard comedians who had really funny 'stuff' but yet could not make the people laugh; then, again - I have seen others whose stuff was anything but humorous, and the audience would howl with laughter. Al Jolson audiencecomedianfunny share on social
I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house. Anthony Anderson familyfunnyhouse Change image and share on social
I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion. Anthony Anderson actorcomedianfunny Change image and share on social
