It's funny to me because everyone says I'm injury prone. That's hilarious to me because I've never blown a hammy or a shoulder or anything like that, knock on wood. Bryce Harper blowfunnyhammy Change image and share on social
Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard. Tom Sizemore actorfunnyhard Change image and share on social
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. Rose Kennedy bringpreservewine Change image and share on social
I'm not filthy rich! I'm not as rich as people think. It's funny, isn't it? Imelda May filthyfunnypeople Change image and share on social
You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact. Jon Lovitz actorawarecharacter Change image and share on social
The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities. Mindy Kaling agedramatizefunny share on social
It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny. David Cross documentfunnytime Change image and share on social
As a kid, I thought of myself as a funny person who secretly wanted to be serious, but now I think maybe I'm a serious person who secretly wants to be funny. Noah Baumbach funnykidperson Change image and share on social
I think back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be funny. If I said them now, it would be on the front page of every newspaper in the country. Jack Buck backcountryfront Change image and share on social
The funny thing is that Dick Cheney has done more than anybody in the White House for quite a long time to throw up roadblocks against future historians. Barton Gellman cheneydickfunny Change image and share on social
