I've been called funny. I assume my wife thinks I'm funny. But generally, if you bumped into me and said hello, I would say hello back, politely. And that would be it. Robert Webb assumebackbump Change image and share on social
If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer. Rob Corddry biteclosepeople Change image and share on social
I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece. Rob Corddry badfeltfunny Change image and share on social
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? Robert Benchley coatmartinispin-dry Change image and share on social
When I made a breakthrough as an actor, people started to say, 'Who's that bloke with the funny name?' They advised me to change it, saying it would never be put up in lights outside theaters because they couldn't afford the electricity. But I would never contemplate changing it. It's who I am. Pete Postlethwaite actoradviseafford share on social
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. Rodney Dangerfield honestluckpolitician Change image and share on social
Things can be funny when people are uneasy. It softens them up and stops them falling asleep on the sofa. I like those moments where people half-smile and half-wince. Mark Haddon asleepfallfunny Change image and share on social
Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. Robert A. Heinlein pastemptationyield Change image and share on social
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Mark Twain deathexaggerategreatly Change image and share on social
We've seen some insane signs: 'Is that a loaf of bread in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?' Funny stuff along those lines. Very original. One just said, 'I will do unspeakable things.' I thought that was very interesting - and mildly terrifying! Josh Hutcherson breadfunnyhappy share on social