Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don't mind laughing at it before you guys do. Kevin Hart funnyguylaugh Change image and share on social
I turned down 'Some Like It Hot.' See how smart I am? I felt I couldn't bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I don't need to compete with the wardrobe. Jerry Lewis bringcompetefelt Change image and share on social
You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level. John Krasinski bigcomediancringeworthy share on social
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey eyegreatman Change image and share on social
Lots of models have played mermaids throughout history and it is, kind of, a funny rite of passage. Gemma Ward funnyhistorykind Change image and share on social
To this day, I've found that it doesn't matter what a guy looks like if he's really funny. His sense of humor makes him attractive. On the other hand, you don't hear men saying, 'No she's not pretty, but is she ever funny!' Catherine O'Hara attractivedayfind share on social
I'm a Twitter addict. Jose Andres is a serial tweeter. It's funny to see which chefs have embraced it, and the different paths they take. Anthony Bourdain addictandreschef Change image and share on social
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. Arthur C. Clarke adjustbathroomhonesty Change image and share on social
I love insults, devastating takedowns, things that could be described by Twitter hacks as 'shots fired,' and funny ad hominem attacks. Alex Pareene attackdevastatefire Change image and share on social
Steve Martin is one of the most intelligent, well-read human beings that I've ever come across. He is equally as funny off screen as he is on. But he also has a very intellectual side, and he's a really nice human being. We actually become good friends. Anthony LaPaglia beingequallyfriend share on social
