I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away. Norm MacDonald funnyguyhave Change image and share on social
Objectifying is kind of a funny thing. Art is objectification, all art, because you're taking someone and making them into an object. But people can also talk back more to you when you're sketching them. They can look at you and say, 'Oh man, you got me wrong.' Molly Crabapple artbackfunny share on social
The parrot's so funny. He imitates me and I don't even realize he's doing it. I'm walking around the house talking to myself and whistling and the next day he's said something I've said... it's scary you know? Mick Ralphs dayfunnyhave share on social
I love when guys are funny. I love guys that are funny and goofy and over the top. And you know, I really like personality. I do. Kaley Cuoco funnygoofyguy Change image and share on social
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. Rita Rudner leanstartsunlight Change image and share on social
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. Steven Wright batterybuyinclude Change image and share on social
It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. Thomas Sowell considerableextentignorance Change image and share on social
I always tell people that to be the funny person in a Steve Martin movie is like getting a call that Keith Moon wants you to play drums on his record. He should be playing drums on his record. Jason Schwartzman calldrumfunny Change image and share on social
No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.' Trey Parker criticfillfunny share on social
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did. Bette Davis afraidbringconvention Change image and share on social
