Flip Wilson

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.

My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.

My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?

I grow daily to honour facts more and more, and theory less and less. A fact, it seems to me, is a great thing; a sentence printed, if not by God, then at least by the Devil.

I've always been very determined, ever since I was a little girl, to make my way.