My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes fine funny main
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. Flip Wilson chancecostlive Change image and share on social
My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I? Flip Wilson lifeprivatescreen Change image and share on social
When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not. Flip Wilson hot Change image and share on social
Self-indulgence is something to watch, but anything that helps you understand situations that are difficult to understand is good. If you're having some sort of emotional trauma, you need to find a person to talk to about it who says, 'This is quite normal; it's fine.' Lulu difficultemotionalfind share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
Though builders may build, in the main they follow the plans of architects. Teachers teach, but they must have a text. Politicians govern, but only upon the flow of commentary that raises them up or casts them down. Mark Helprin architectbuildbuilder share on social