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Erma Bombeck

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.

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These are some quotes by American author Erma Bombeck Journalist, who lived between February 21, 1927 and April 22, 1996.

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On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.

On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.

Erma Bombeck

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Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.

Erma Bombeck

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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

Erma Bombeck

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Sin cannot be conceived in a natural state, but only in a civil state, where it is decreed by common consent what is good or bad.

Sin cannot be conceived in a natural state, but only in a civil state, where it is decreed by common consent what is good or bad.

Baruch Spinoza

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I know this world is ruled by infinite intelligence. Everything that surrounds us- everything that exists - proves that there are infinite laws behind it. There can be no denying this fact. It is mathematical in its precision.

Thomas A. Edison

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The League is very well when sparrows shout, but no good at all when eagles fall out.

The League is very well when sparrows shout, but no good at all when eagles fall out.

Benito Mussolini

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