What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes ask chest direction
On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. Erma Bombeck beachbelongingbody Change image and share on social
Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead. Erma Bombeck browndeadfruit Change image and share on social
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial. Erma Bombeck bringcerealcontroversial Change image and share on social
I get a kick out of watching a team defense me. A player moves two steps in one direction and I hit it two steps the other way. It goes right by his glove and I laugh. Rod Carew defensedirectionglove Change image and share on social
I am actively campaigning for 'chest hair' to become an Olympic sport. Chris Carmack activelycampaignchest Change image and share on social