Erma Bombeck

I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.
I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.
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These are some quotes by American author Erma Bombeck Journalist, who lived between February 21, 1927 and April 22, 1996.