Eddie Izzard

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

Doubt is part of all religion. All the religious thinkers were doubters.

I'm interested in the psychological exploration of human nature, and it just happens to come in the form of film-making.

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.