Top 90 Quotes by Dylan Moran

I've always been a big consumer of American journalism over the years and had an interest in the history of it and of the press in America; how it has changed.

One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing.

I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme.

America's work ethic is non-stop; it's not even enshrined in law that workers have to get their two weeks holiday money. But Americans work harder than everyone else I can think of.

We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy.

I was very into New Order, Joy Division, all of that when I was younger. I had a lot of bootlegs that I saved up my pocket money to buy. I had all the obscure early EPs.

I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.

Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20.

You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.

I get a phone call once every 18 months from some mad person who wants me to do something for less than no money and they give me about a week's notice. That's my film career, most of the time.