The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job. Dylan Moran constitutionallyincapablejob Change image and share on social
I don't know that you're able to measure your aggregate wisdom as you go through life. I can't say that I ever feel that I'm sitting on top of a growing mound of wisdom. Dylan Moran aggregatefeelgrow Change image and share on social
I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist. Dylan Moran applicationfillform Change image and share on social
A lot of the fiction I read growing up was post-war American, and not all of it centers on Manhattan, but around people of the Mad Men generation, people like John Cheever and, in more modern times, Don DeLillo, who I always mention. Dylan Moran americancentercheever share on social
It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book. Dylan Moran bookplanspeak Change image and share on social
Irish people give big hellos and very little goodbyes. Unless they're female, and then they spend five hours talking in the doorway to the person that's leaving their house. Dylan Moran bigdoorwayfemale Change image and share on social
The East is very mysterious to Westerners. Even post-Cold War, it's still an unknown entity. Dylan Moran coldeastentity Change image and share on social
I'm very drawn to Eastern Europe, so I like a Hungarian writer who wrote in French called Emil Cioran; he was always good for giving me such a stir. Dylan Moran callciorandraw Change image and share on social
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. Dylan Moran finelevellow Change image and share on social
I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive. Dylan Moran funnyhardlaugh Change image and share on social
