As an Irish person, there's a historical fascination with America: America is the default green and promised land for Irish people and Italians; that's what we grow up with. Dylan Moran americadefaultfascination Change image and share on social
Irish people give big hellos and very little goodbyes. Unless they're female, and then they spend five hours talking in the doorway to the person that's leaving their house. Dylan Moran bigdoorwayfemale Change image and share on social
I suppose the best comedy shows do have the rock n' roll feeling - if it's a great night, and the roof is raised... yeah, it's a similar feeling, sure. Dylan Moran comedyfeltgreat Change image and share on social
I did throw a lot of eggs into one basket, as you do in your teenage years - 'I am buying these records, I am wearing this'. I did quite a bit of that. You have to do it, wear your stupid shoes, wear your stupid hair. Dylan Moran basketbitebuy share on social
I'm just a guy who happens to work in public from time to time. I've built a reputation as an established comic, not as a celebrity - a celebrity is someone who is famous but doesn't do anything. Dylan Moran buildcelebritycomic Change image and share on social
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. Dylan Moran finelevellow Change image and share on social
I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they should be doing - what do I know? Dylan Moran countrycriticisepolitical Change image and share on social
People will kill you over time, and how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like 'be realistic.' Dylan Moran harmlesskillpeople Change image and share on social
I'm not drunk onstage, although I've done that a couple of times when I was younger. It's partly just the way I talk - I talk like somebody in a rocking chair. I'm your 150-year-old grandmother. Dylan Moran chaircoupledrink Change image and share on social
I get a phone call once every 18 months from some mad person who wants me to do something for less than no money and they give me about a week's notice. That's my film career, most of the time. Dylan Moran callcareerfilm Change image and share on social
