I suppose the best comedy shows do have the rock n' roll feeling - if it's a great night, and the roof is raised... yeah, it's a similar feeling, sure. Dylan Moran comedyfeltgreat Change image and share on social
I did throw a lot of eggs into one basket, as you do in your teenage years - 'I am buying these records, I am wearing this'. I did quite a bit of that. You have to do it, wear your stupid shoes, wear your stupid hair. Dylan Moran basketbitebuy share on social
I'm just a guy who happens to work in public from time to time. I've built a reputation as an established comic, not as a celebrity - a celebrity is someone who is famous but doesn't do anything. Dylan Moran buildcelebritycomic Change image and share on social
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. Dylan Moran finelevellow Change image and share on social
I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they should be doing - what do I know? Dylan Moran countrycriticisepolitical Change image and share on social
People will kill you over time, and how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like 'be realistic.' Dylan Moran harmlesskillpeople Change image and share on social
I'm not drunk onstage, although I've done that a couple of times when I was younger. It's partly just the way I talk - I talk like somebody in a rocking chair. I'm your 150-year-old grandmother. Dylan Moran chaircoupledrink Change image and share on social
I don't watch a whole lot of stand up. Mainly I prefer to read writers; they make me laugh the most. Something gets you when you're alone and someone's voice is coming through their work. There's a different quality to it that stays with you a bit more. Dylan Moran bitecomelaugh share on social
I've seen stand up comedy, and after a while you start to notice that a lot of people are doing things that are like a lot of other people. There can be a bit of a herd mentality, and that's obviously less interesting because there's less going on. I'm just being totally frank with you. Dylan Moran bitecomedyfrank share on social
I get a phone call once every 18 months from some mad person who wants me to do something for less than no money and they give me about a week's notice. That's my film career, most of the time. Dylan Moran callcareerfilm Change image and share on social