Douglas Horton

Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.

Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.

While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.

Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of an adult.

I tend to gravitate to the darkest or most obscure part of any venue in an effort to have my own space to experience the music on my own, free from unwanted conversations and other distractions.

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.