Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. Doug Larson childsatisfyteenager Change image and share on social
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others. Doug Larson bringimperfectjoy Change image and share on social
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. Doug Larson callcomputerconsumption Change image and share on social
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. Doug Larson baconboundexpectancy Change image and share on social
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. Doug Larson contentmentfullhappiness Change image and share on social
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. Doug Larson formhumorlow Change image and share on social
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. Doug Larson accomplishfeatgreat Change image and share on social
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. Doug Larson foolsurprisesurvive Change image and share on social
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. Doug Larson lifetimelistenprefer Change image and share on social
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. Doug Larson englishflowerlackadaisical Change image and share on social
