I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes book play roller
My grandchildren just know me now as Mr. Potato Head. Don Rickles grandchildheadpotato Change image and share on social
I was 28 when my father died, and I was an only child. Don Rickles childdiefather Change image and share on social
Among my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God. Don Rickles boyfriendgod Change image and share on social
Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle. Mike Tyson beginbookcycle Change image and share on social
I don't think they're going to pay me to play Mufasa. Keith David mufasapayplay Change image and share on social
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social