Diane Neal

I never get to be funny on T.V.

My older sister has all her degrees in theater, and I couldn't stand the theater geeks!

Legal dialogue is awesome, but you can't ad lib. It's much more fun to be looser and say things like, 'Can I work in a Han Solo reference?' I'm a 'Star Wars' freak.

Shaft was a pop culture figure along t he lines of, I guess, Dirty Harry - except that he wasn't as much of a racist. So yeah, I was always a fan.

Justice consists in doing no injury to men; decency in giving them no offense.

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.