I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana peel. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes banana laugh peel
Sometimes I think opposable thumbs were invented so teenage girls could use text messaging. Diane Lane girlinventmessage Change image and share on social
For me, I don't even like to promote my films but I have to because it's in the fine print of my contract. Diane Lane contractfilmfine Change image and share on social
So now I'm left with cigarettes, and I'm trying to scrape that off my shoe and then I'll be done. Diane Lane cigaretteleavescrape Change image and share on social
I always say, 'If you can't give a reason for the banana peel being in the alley, then don't have the comic slide over it.' Do you understand what I mean? First explain how the banana peel got there quickly. And then there's a reason for all the comedy. Elaine Stritch alleybananacomedy share on social
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social
Personally, I like to juice up several different kinds of fruit and vegetables - which may include various combinations of bananas, red bell peppers, apples, carrots, celery, broccoli, spinach, parsley, tomatoes, cucumbers, etc. David H. Murdock applebananabell share on social