I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day. Dean Martin dayfeelgood Change image and share on social
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. Dean Martin drinkdriveputt Change image and share on social
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin drinkfloorhold Change image and share on social
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello', 'goodbye', and 'I'm pregnant'. Dean Martin goodbyehavehear Change image and share on social
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up. Dean Martin boonehandpat Change image and share on social
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. Dean Martin daydrinkfeel Change image and share on social
There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does. Dean Martin hollywoodjimmymuseum Change image and share on social