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I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up. Dean Martin boonehandpat Change image and share on social
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. Dean Martin drinkdriveputt Change image and share on social
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. Dean Martin daydrinkfeel Change image and share on social
James Bond is quite serious about his drinks and clothing and cigarettes and food and all that sort of thing. There is nothing wry or amused about James Bond. Ken Follett amusebondcigarette Change image and share on social
The closest I've come to being on a reality TV show is C-SPAN's live coverage of the Senate floor. John Thune closecoveragefloor Change image and share on social
Set your sights high, the higher the better. Expect the most wonderful things to happen, not in the future but right now. Realize that nothing is too good. Allow absolutely nothing to hamper you or hold you up in any way. Eileen Caddy absolutelyexpectfuture share on social
