Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch. David Spade figureshowsmart Change image and share on social
When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks. David Spade buckcountryfly Change image and share on social
I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those. David Spade civilianhearlot Change image and share on social
In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends. David Spade friendgradehigh Change image and share on social
There's always something funny about men chasing women. David Spade chasefunnyman Change image and share on social
I never dated much in high school or college. David Spade collegedatehigh Change image and share on social
To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee. David Spade busboyemployeemake Change image and share on social
I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder. David Spade backcoastexact Change image and share on social
