I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note. David Spade honestnoteplay Change image and share on social
I never have kids in movies or in TV shows. David Spade kidmovieshow Change image and share on social
I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right. David Spade antifeelhave Change image and share on social
No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late. David Spade alarmlateset Change image and share on social
Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic. David Spade exoticnormalweird Change image and share on social
Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch. David Spade figureshowsmart Change image and share on social
When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks. David Spade buckcountryfly Change image and share on social
I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those. David Spade civilianhearlot Change image and share on social
It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it. David Spade blastcampygood Change image and share on social
