I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note. David Spade honestnoteplay Change image and share on social
I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder. David Spade backcoastexact Change image and share on social
No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late. David Spade alarmlateset Change image and share on social
Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic. David Spade exoticnormalweird Change image and share on social
Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch. David Spade figureshowsmart Change image and share on social
When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks. David Spade buckcountryfly Change image and share on social
Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years. David Spade diefavoritelive Change image and share on social
