You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes brutal depress fun
I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder. David Spade backcoastexact Change image and share on social
To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee. David Spade busboyemployeemake Change image and share on social
Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic. David Spade exoticnormalweird Change image and share on social
A kid is something precious, and you want to protect it and keep it fun. I'm not a dad, but I've seen people and how they behave with their kids. Jason Statham behavedadfun Change image and share on social
I had siblings from South Asia, from East Asia, from depressed communities around America, and you know, we'd have long conversations. Ronan Farrow americaasiacommunity Change image and share on social
Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh. Julie Brown brutalcatholiccomedy Change image and share on social