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I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder. David Spade backcoastexact Change image and share on social
To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee. David Spade busboyemployeemake Change image and share on social
Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic. David Spade exoticnormalweird Change image and share on social
I hate the bad rap that people give my parents. Because they are just parents, really, at the end of the day trying to stand up for their daughter and themselves. Lindsay Lohan baddaughterday Change image and share on social
I used to enjoy bad television, like really bad quiz programmes or sitcoms. Kate Bush badenjoyprogramme Change image and share on social
