David Niven

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.

I see my purpose in life as making the world a happier place to be in .

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.

If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life.

Why do men fight who were born to be brothers?

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.