David Niven

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.

I see my purpose in life as making the world a happier place to be in .

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.

I lay a lot of blame at the feet of Dusty Baker for not being more strict about fundamentals, which I think would give the team a stronger day-to-day identity.

I go in the butchers and there's not a lot of meat I can eat these days, with having all the animals.