Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about. David Cross cnnfoxinfuriate Change image and share on social
I don't think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either. David Cross askconjunctionhbo Change image and share on social
I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate. David Cross hugekidremember Change image and share on social
I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people. David Cross averagecomplainthappy Change image and share on social
We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins. David Cross bumpercoverleave Change image and share on social
I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible. David Cross daddisservicegood Change image and share on social
Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat. David Cross democratpeoplesupport Change image and share on social
I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end. David Cross bunchcompromiseend Change image and share on social
In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around. David Cross competitivefriendlyhang Change image and share on social
I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically. David Cross articulateeconomicallyjoke Change image and share on social
