Dave Coulier

When I was a kid I went and saw Bill Cosby with my dad, and I remember sitting there and laughing so hard.

Comedy is a shared experience, and I think it's great to open that to a wide demographic.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

Most detective story readers are an educated audience and know there are only a certain number of plots. The interest lies in what the writer does with them.

You can't please everyone, and trying to is the kiss of death. I don't care about Wayne Newton's demographics. When I do, I'll know that it's time to quit.