Danny DeVito

We did 'Erin Brockovich', we did 'Man on the Moon', we did 'Living Out Loud', but now I'm going to keep going.

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.

You have to give people permission to laugh. That's why they would always cut to the banana peel in the Laurel and Hardy movies.

When the militias came to Wau, they would blast out 'Thriller' as they moved down the dirt streets.

I don't like to get in front of people.

I'm thankful I don't have parents that I feel I need to get their attention. They've always been there for me.