Danny DeVito

We did 'Erin Brockovich', we did 'Man on the Moon', we did 'Living Out Loud', but now I'm going to keep going.

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.

You have to give people permission to laugh. That's why they would always cut to the banana peel in the Laurel and Hardy movies.

In the best farce today we start with some absurd premise as to character or situation, but if the premises be once granted we move logically enough to the ending.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.