Here's what I tell people now when they come to my shows: 'First of all, thank you for stimulating the economy, or at least my economic package.' Daniel Tosh economiceconomypackage Change image and share on social
Instead of dumping all my money on an independent film that nobody would watch and most people would make fun of behind my back, I decided, 'I'm just going to buy a house.' Daniel Tosh backbuydecide Change image and share on social
I have no idea why people want to watch puppets be the slightly meaner version of the weirdo holding them. It's beyond my comprehension. Daniel Tosh comprehensionholdidea Change image and share on social
I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. Daniel Tosh lifelotmatter Change image and share on social
I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit. Daniel Tosh findfunnygood Change image and share on social
