Top 67 Quotes by Dane Cook

I had the humble beginnings. I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.

I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game.

I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.

I work with a lot of kids. Every year, for the past fifteen years, I work at Comedy Camp where I work with a lot of kids.

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

When I'm looking for hot button answers to tough questions, I don't look to congressman or my mayor. I say, 'What would Miss U.S.A. have to say about this?'

I don't know if I could rebuild an airplane engine, but I know a little bit about rotors and rivets.

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things.