Dane Cook

When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.

My mother had a lot of phobias. She's pregnant with me and she was a very phobic person. So I was born into phobia, basically.

I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more.

Why do men fight who were born to be brothers?

I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones.

Good breeding differs, if at all, from high breeding only as it gracefully remembers the rights of others, rather than gracefully insists on its own rights.