That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes mother myspace story
When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you. Dane Cook backdayfact Change image and share on social
My mother had a lot of phobias. She's pregnant with me and she was a very phobic person. So I was born into phobia, basically. Dane Cook basicallybearlot Change image and share on social
I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more. Dane Cook havelivelong Change image and share on social
I remember when MySpace came out. It did do something pretty incredible - which was unite people around the world with common interests and common tastes. Spike Jonze commonincredibleinterest Change image and share on social
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by 'survival of the fittest.' Bill Cosby basketbrotherchild share on social
