Top 16 Quotes by Dan Quisenberry

I'm probably the only relief pitcher who has more saves than strikeouts.

Reggie Jackson hit one off me that's still burrowing its way to Los Angeles.

Preschoolers have a way of grabbing your attention. Mine help me not to be a baseball player at home.

Every year the World Series should go seven games for the dramatics of it.

The future is much like the present, only longer.

A manager uses a relief pitcher like a six shooter, he fires until it's empty then takes the gun and throws it at the villain.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I lull them into a false sense of security by watching me pitch... If overconfidence can cause the Roman Empire to fall, I ought to be able to get a ground ball.

The best thing about baseball is there's no homework.

Our fielders have to catch a lot of balls, or at least deflect them to someone who can.