I have seen the future, and it is much like the present, only longer. Dan Quisenberry futurelongpresent Change image and share on social
Most pitchers fear losing their fastball, but since I don't have one, I have nothing to fear but fear itself. Dan Quisenberry fastballfearlose Change image and share on social
If overconfidence can cause the Roman Empire to fall, I ought to be able to get a ground ball. Dan Quisenberry ballempirefall Change image and share on social
Someone told me just recently that poets are eulogists. It's their job, to eulogize. I didn't know that, but it makes sense. Because in almost every poem of mine there is a loss. Dan Quisenberry eulogisteulogizejob Change image and share on social
I don't mean to diminish the job, it's a good job and a real pressure job. But I don't think a relief pitcher should ever be the most valuable player of a league. We only play in maybe half of the games. Being a relief pitcher means part-time employment. We're bench players, and bench players shouldn't be M.V.P. Dan Quisenberry benchdiminishemployment share on social
Coming into a game in the eighth or ninth inning is like parachuting behind enemy lines. And sometimes the chute doesn't open. You have to live with that. It's an occupational hazard. Dan Quisenberry chutecomeeighth Change image and share on social