Top 474 Dad Quotes

Okay, fluoride in the water to help our teeth. Well, shouldn't that be the job of your mom and dad? To teach you how to brush your teeth and use mouth wash? What do we need the government to do it for? Clearly, what a scam. Fluoride in the water.

Jesse Ventura

The most important lesson my dad taught me was how to manage fear. Early on, he taught me that in a time of emergency, you've got to become deliberately calm.

The most important lesson my dad taught me was how to manage fear. Early on, he taught me that in a time of emergency, you've got to become deliberately calm.

Rudy Giuliani

People are so used to seeing John Goodman as a lovable dad or the quirky characters he played in the Coen Brothers films.

People are so used to seeing John Goodman as a lovable dad or the quirky characters he played in the Coen Brothers films.

James Wan

My mom was Sicilian, my dad was Sicilian. Mom was a great cook, but all the women were.

My mom was Sicilian, my dad was Sicilian. Mom was a great cook, but all the women were.

Chazz Palminteri

A lot of my friends, when I was 14 or 15, they were all up and down, wanting to go out on a Friday night, and my dad had me working really late on Fridays and Saturday mornings and even on Sunday mornings. And when I'd finished all that, we used to spend the rest of the time talking about boxing.

Tyson Fury

My dad always said, 'Don't worry what people think, because you can't change it.'

My dad always said, 'Don't worry what people think, because you can't change it.'

Daisy Donovan

That is the thankless position of the father in the family - the provider for all, and the enemy of all.

That is the thankless position of the father in the family - the provider for all, and the enemy of all.

August Strindberg

My dad does tons of voiceovers; he was Duke in 'G.I. Joe' and 'Transformers' and Handy, Lazy, and Grouchy Smurf, so I grew up with the best bed time stories ever.

My dad does tons of voiceovers; he was Duke in 'G.I. Joe' and 'Transformers' and Handy, Lazy, and Grouchy Smurf, so I grew up with the best bed time stories ever.

Ashley Bell

There is not a racist bone in my dad's body. He doesn't even laugh at distasteful jokes.

There is not a racist bone in my dad's body. He doesn't even laugh at distasteful jokes.

Alan Wilson

My dad thought I'd end up in the poorhouse or in doughnut shops with a bag full of reviews.

My dad thought I'd end up in the poorhouse or in doughnut shops with a bag full of reviews.

Henry Czerny

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