Cyril Connolly

In the sex war, thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the female.

Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of life.

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose.

Everybody seems to be imprisoned in their own sectarian or political affiliations. They don't seem to be able to rise above these things.

Why do men fight who were born to be brothers?

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.