One of the many joys of tongue-twisters is that they serve no purpose beyond fun. Craig Brown funjoypurpose Change image and share on social
You might think that religion was the one area in which professional jealousy would take a back seat. But no: ecclesiastical memoirs are as viperish as any, though their envy tends to cloak itself in piety. Craig Brown areabackcloak share on social
Like Christians, Soccerians argue that you should not judge the essence of their faith by the loopy activities of its followers. But the Beautiful Game is in fact quite the opposite. It is badly designed and riddled with flaws. Craig Brown activityarguebadly share on social
More and more, I find that the news reads like a particularly random game of Consequences. Craig Brown consequencefindgame Change image and share on social
My life is a monument to procrastination, to the art of putting things off until later, or much later, or possibly never. Craig Brown artlifemonument Change image and share on social
Women are more sensitive, more practical, more intelligent, more balanced, better able to deal with people, better cooks, better parents, better carers, better leaders, and so on and so forth. Craig Brown balancecarercook Change image and share on social
Often, I grow irritated before the first tile has been placed on the Scrabble board. This generally occurs when one of my opponents has insisted upon bringing a dictionary to the table, making it clear that he will be consulting it throughout the game. Craig Brown boardbringclear share on social
The news is increasingly full of mismatched people saying daft things to one another. Craig Brown daftfullincreasingly Change image and share on social
The British love of queuing and discomfort and being bossed around seems to have found a new outlet in the pop festival. Craig Brown bossbritishdiscomfort Change image and share on social
I have twice met Jeffrey Archer, and on both occasions was struck by the firmness of his handshake - and the way he looked me straight in the eye, too. Craig Brown archereyefirmness Change image and share on social
