When cars honk and hoot and drunks squeeze out of car windows and scream, you can be sure that football is in the air. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes air car drunk
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Comedy is the slave of time. What seemed funny then is unlikely to seem funny now, just as what strikes us as funny now would not have seemed funny then. Craig Brown comedyfunnyslave Change image and share on social
I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth. Liza Minnelli drunkearthhave Change image and share on social
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What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this smart car. I'll tell you that much. I mean, it's ridiculous. My buddy has a smart car, totaled it. He hit a deer tick. Larry the Cable Guy buddybuycar share on social