Clarence Day

If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours.

If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.

You can't sweep other people off their feet, if you can't be swept off your own.

Boredom is... a vital problem for the moralist, since half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.

It is hardly surprising that women concentrate on the way they look instead of what is in their minds since not much has been put in their minds to begin with.

As a rule, there is no surer way to the dislike of men than to behave well where they have behaved badly.