Chuck Jones

If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.

The only thing an adult can give a child is time.

Once you have heard a strange audience burst into laughter at a film you directed, you realize what the word joy is all about.

If I make a move, like raise my eyebrows, some critic says I'm doing Nicholson. What am I supposed to do, cut off my eyebrows?

It is hardly surprising that women concentrate on the way they look instead of what is in their minds since not much has been put in their minds to begin with.

It's good to like yourself, and that only comes from hard work, from doing. But vanity is dangerous; it can trip you badly.