Top 42 Quotes by Christopher Morley

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit from Nature.

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.

When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper and ink and glue - you sell him a whole new life.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water.

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not really interested in order to get where you're going.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that we are thinking faster, too.