The reason I'm writing funny books is that I wish there were more. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes book funny reason
As Richard Pryor was to Eddie Murphy, that's what Kurt Vonnegut was to me. Christopher Moore eddiekurtmurphy Change image and share on social
I've made a dog's breakfast of English history, geography, 'King Lear,' and the English language in general. Christopher Moore breakfastdogenglish Change image and share on social
You can't teach someone to be funny, but you can teach comic timing. If you listen to a good comic, you can learn how to put it on a page. Christopher Moore comicfunnygood Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle. Mike Tyson beginbookcycle Change image and share on social
I am convinced that the reason so many fans leave Dodger Stadium after the seventh inning is that they become bored. Armand Deutsch boreconvincedodger Change image and share on social
