Christopher Moore

As Richard Pryor was to Eddie Murphy, that's what Kurt Vonnegut was to me.

You can't teach someone to be funny, but you can teach comic timing. If you listen to a good comic, you can learn how to put it on a page.

My fans have great senses of humor and eat too much chocolate.

They said I couldn't play anything but an English boy. I knew I could. So I went to New York.

I have a dog named Steve that lives at the studio.

There's no buying a greasy breakfast in L.A. - it's all organic juices.