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Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to. Chris Rock mallpeopletown Change image and share on social
Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career. Chris Rock careercomediancomfort Change image and share on social
Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a list of black men that were qualified to be the president of the United States. So the Obama victory is progress for white people. Chris Rock blackcarvergeorge share on social
The old dog, if not assaulted, does not bite. Edward Asiminei assaultbitedog Change image and share on social
Kill the one who rebukes you with the truth, and glorify the one who honors you with a lie! Edward Asiminei glorifyhonorkill Change image and share on social
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. Helen Keller beautifulfeltheart Change image and share on social
There are only 3 colors, 10 digits, and 7 notes; its what we do with them that's important. Jim Rohn colordigitimportant Change image and share on social
