Chris Lilley

I get bored with the constant probing for the cliched tears of the clown, the dark side of the comic.

Films do seem prestigious and glamorous, but when you create something, you want people to see it. TV still reaches so many more people; it still really appeals to me.

People are always nice; I never get anything mean said to me on the street.

I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity.

A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one.

There's a whole bunch of unfinished stuff. Then I've got books of lyrics. I find it frustrating to finish a song and not be able to record it... so I don't write a million songs.