Top 41 Quotes by Chevy Chase

I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington.

Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't.

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.

I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.

Any good actor has to have a good sense of humour, too; they have to be able to manipulate people.

The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching.

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.

There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful.