Top 41 Quotes by Chevy Chase

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.

I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington.

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.

I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching.

Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.

The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.