I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes pratfall
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. Chevy Chase goldfishgreatmake Change image and share on social
You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me. Chevy Chase breakfunnyknock Change image and share on social
All my children inherited perfect pitch. Chevy Chase childinheritperfect Change image and share on social
The old dog, if not assaulted, does not bite. Edward Asiminei assaultbitedog Change image and share on social
Kill the one who rebukes you with the truth, and glorify the one who honors you with a lie! Edward Asiminei glorifyhonorkill Change image and share on social
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. Helen Keller beautifulfeltheart Change image and share on social
There are only 3 colors, 10 digits, and 7 notes; its what we do with them that's important. Jim Rohn colordigitimportant Change image and share on social
