The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children. Charlie Sheen armlesschilddroopy Change image and share on social
Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane. Charlie Sheen dangerousgoodinsane Change image and share on social
What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes. Charlie Sheen assassinboomgnarlingtons share on social
I try to be known more for my work than for anything else. Charlie Sheen work Change image and share on social
There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past. Charlie Sheen importantpastthing Change image and share on social
I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future. Charlie Sheen dealdoorfuture share on social
The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it. Charlie Sheen breadcallloaf Change image and share on social
I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground. Charlie Sheen airbrodeploy share on social
I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero. Charlie Sheen ballplayergoldenmarriage Change image and share on social
As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what? Charlie Sheen dealfailurekid Change image and share on social
